I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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