i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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