brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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