I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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