You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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