Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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