She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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