So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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