I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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