So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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