I'm jealous of your bromance
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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