This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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