He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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