they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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