its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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