You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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