i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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