So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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