The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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