All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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