i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
we're making bets on your personal life
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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