'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Randomize
