Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
worst night to have a conscience
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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