I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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