I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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