I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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