Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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