Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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