NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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