porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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