I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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