My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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