im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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