my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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