your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
