just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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