It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
