Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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