no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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