Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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