I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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