weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Dick very happy bro
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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