I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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