this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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