What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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