So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
