At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Enjoy the penises
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
