I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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