She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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