Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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